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Aug. 21st, 2006

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The Answer is STEAM

The question is "What's the best way to remove wallpaper?".  I spent both Saturday & Sunday learning The Answer the hard way.  If you ever need to get rid of old wallpaper before painting/remodeling, then remember:  The Answer is STEAM.

Fifty bucks at Home Depot for a steamer was cheap compared to the hours, effort, and expense of several failed approaches:  special chemicals, mixtures of vinegar & water (an internet favorite!), razor sharp scrapers, and so on.

Even after I discovered The Answer, it still took all day Sunday to remove about 25 meters of wallpaper bordering.  All day as in started at 10am and ended at 9pm. 

If when I die I am sent to the Hot Place, then I am going to hunt down the [expletive deleted] who thought pasting colored paper to a wall was a Good Idea.  He and I will then visit the lowest, foulest sewer in the lowest level.  I will then dunk the head of said "innovator" under the effluent for 1000 years.  I will then lift his head up, say "You Moron" and redunk for another 1000 years.

Wallpaper.  Just Say No.

And remember, The Answer is STEAM.